ASTRO - Rocky's Portrait

Reginald “Rocky” Esquire is for your friends who thrift and DIY their own skirts. Rocky is probably the most deserving of a fancy 11 by 14 inch frame. He’s colourful, but mostly monochromatic, a more chill artwork piece. He’s also a gossip, and a great piece of wall art to hang up for tea parties, yap-sessions, and quirky ironic living room needs.

Rocky also summons an air of wealth and all the material things and trinkets in this world that you might want, or just kind of find under your bed years later and forget you had. He’s the opulent under-the-bed-monster. He’s hilarious and takes himself extremely seriously, because why shouldn’t he? (Frame not included).